*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*
feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with
"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden
somebody please let this man retire
capitalism strikes again
do you ever just feel like
Omg all the time.
do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again
I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman
okay but remember the book where the old lady literally breaks into her son’s house just to hold him
She’s an outlier and shouldn’t have been counted
BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS
Hank Green has now publicly said that Sam Pepper will no longer be welcome at VidCon.
girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
Will you watch your ruddy language? My ears are not a toilet.
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