zeldathemes

usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*

assbuttmcgee:

mr-radical:

feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with

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#feeling intimidated by people you’re already friends with

ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

unabating:

jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire 

capitalism strikes again

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

harliqueen:

nihilistic-void:

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

okay but remember the book where the old lady literally breaks into her son’s house just to hold him

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She’s an outlier and shouldn’t have been counted

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

mrceline:

letsgetcheesecake:

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Hank Green has now publicly said that Sam Pepper will no longer be welcome at VidCon.

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kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

Will you watch your ruddy language? My ears are not a toilet.

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